A place next to water is what I need. It doesn’t need to be the ocean, any body of water will do. Seagulls, while much different than their albatross friends, are known to reside by rivers and lakes. They are odd and annoying creatures. You never see people bullying albatrosses, yet a seagull is a scavenging pest that people get a laugh out of their misery. Their calls are a high pitched laugh, compared to the low, humming noise of an albatross. I used to be able to do a perfect seagull impression, it impressed many. I no longer can, my voice has gotten deeper, if I try, my breath almost becomes stuck as I try to screech.